He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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