I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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