It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Dignity is for republicans.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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