no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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