Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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