I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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