He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We left the knife in your bed.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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