these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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