I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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