have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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