I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We have so much sex to catch up on
My penis needs a shock collar
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
