Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I will pee on everything he values.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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