She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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