I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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