love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
and she was petting her beer can
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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