I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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