why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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