there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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