All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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