So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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