Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
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We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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