Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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