office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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