I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Just pee around me
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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