On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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