do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
