He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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