i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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