Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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