just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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