Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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