im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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