do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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