I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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