his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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