So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
