is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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