How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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