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This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
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I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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