is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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