Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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