fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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