You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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