I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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