Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
