Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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