We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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