But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.