Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The pigeons can smell the fear
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.