I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
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Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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