I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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