I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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