the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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