You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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