Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Need sex. Gaining weight.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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