Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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