That's intense
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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