Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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