HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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