What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
