Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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